The Banana Man

bassist_mark_h @ 2003-07-20T23:36:00

2003-07-21T06:28:58Z

WHERE IN THE HELL IS MY TRAVIS AND TOM!!!!!!!!! BRING THEM OUT, TIMBERLAKE I KNOW YOU HAVE THEM HOSTAGE

bassist_mark_h @ 2003-07-20T23:10:00

2003-07-21T06:03:35Z

WHO LOVES YA BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Question: is Travis still Travis, or is it a new person? I'm not even on the buddy list. *sobs little heart out*]

So, I'm back. I was wankin it in Tom's garage for about 2 months. And it was fun. Yeahhhh, so..WHAT IS UP! Party people?

bassist_mark_h @ 2003-06-18T18:05:00

2003-06-19T00:58:49Z

GASP!

bassist_mark_h
Magic Number	15
Job	Most Hated Person - Ever
Personality	Chancer
Temperament	Angry - At Everthing
Sexual	Gay
Likely To Win	A Duel With Pistols
Me - In A Word	Compassionate
Colour
Brought to you by MemeJack

bassist_mark_h @ 2003-06-15T23:41:00

2003-06-16T06:35:30Z

-shakes ass in thong- I don't think you're ready for this jelly!

THE SECRET OF LIFE UNFOLDED!!!!!!!!!!! like origami

2003-06-16T05:44:03Z

bassist0loserkid: i still have no idea what your screen name means
i wanna x 28: i don't know. lol
bassist0loserkid: help mee
bassist0loserkid: does it have to do with a car
bassist0loserkid: because i always think car when i see your screen name
i wanna x 28: no, it's i wanna (meaning, yeah i want to do that. yes i wanna have sex with you) x is just an x and i'm 28 years old.
bassist0loserkid: ...........
bassist0loserkid: now i'm confused
i wanna x 28: yes, it's about a car. *laughs*
bassist0loserkid: I thought so!

Just wanted to enlighten everyone. Now go about your business and pretend you're not human viruses (a la Matrix)

"smoochie boochies!"

I like to move it move it

2003-06-02T21:08:30Z

Ahhh seriously..everyone's posts are so long, I can't read them. After about two lines my eyes spazz out and I start playing pinball in my head..shoot..shoot SCOREEEE!!! Block, hit, thrust, KEEP GOING YOU METAL LITTLE BASTARD! WORK WHAT YOUR MOMMA GAVE YA and all that.

Yeah, so I love Tom.

Britticakes and Travis are having sex in another state.

And my mom made cookies for Skye and me.
Everything is now right in the world.

bassist_mark_h @ 2003-05-18T22:07:00

2003-05-19T05:05:54Z

Remember that time I jumped on Rob Marcarto Osbourne naked and he flipped out and cursed me out calling me a ho-ho-homooooosexual. And then I gave words back to him saying he fucked his dog up the anus or something like that. And then I said a really good retort and he deleted it because he was afraid everyone would see how witty I am. And we just kept on fighting. And then he blocked me from his journal but kept me on his friends list. Hahaha -sighs and reflects-
Good ole' days.

bassist_mark_h @ 2003-05-18T20:07:00

2003-05-19T03:06:20Z

Britticakes loves me. She drew me pictures

This one is of me. Look I have a taco!

And this one is of her and Travis

Theyre passionate people.

Toodaloo!

baaaaaaaaaaah

2003-05-19T02:37:57Z

Are you Hot or Not?

1. Mark Hoppus
2. Mark Hoppus
3. Skye Hoppus
4. Mark Hoppus
5. Thomass Delonge
6. Mark Hoppus
7. Travis Barker
8. Mark Hoppus
9. Britticakes
10. Mark Hoppus
11. Jessica Simpson
12. Mark Hoppus
13. Mandy Moore
14. Mark Hoppus
15. Mark Hoppus
16. Mark Hoppus
17. Tom again
18. Mark Hoppus
19. Mark Hoppus
20. Mark Hoppus
21. Mark Hoppus
22. Mark Hoppus
23. My dog
24. Mark Hoppus
25. Mark Hoppus
26. Travis again
27. Mark Hoppus
28. Mark Hoppus
29. Mark Hoppus
30. Cheetah...SOMETIMES..
31. Mark Hoppus
32. Leo Dicaprio
33. Mark Hoppus
34. Mark Hoppus
35. Mark Hoppus
36. Chrissy (really right after Skye)
37. Jennifer Love if she wasn't being a player hater
38. Mark Hoppus
39. Mark Hoppus
40. ..... the burger king guy .....
41. Skye Hoppus again
42. Mark Hoppus
43. Mark Hoppus
44. Justin Timberlake
45. Mark Hoppus
46. Mark Hoppus
47. Amanda Williford
48. Mark Hoppus
49. Rachel Rachel Rachel Rachel
50. Orli (-winks-) Bloom
51. Lance the Bass
52. Mark Hoppus

That is all. Everyone worship the above.

bassist_mark_h @ 2003-05-17T18:49:00

2003-05-18T01:45:44Z

David Raiman has informed me that his name is David Draiman. But I think hes lying to himself.

bassist_mark_h @ 2003-05-17T18:43:00

2003-05-18T01:39:24Z

Mandy and Amanda..For spamming me, ill give you the lube i promised on monday. Just for you two. Because I love you. And there needs to be more Mark spammers. Ill give spammers lube. They can use it for any purpose as long as they tell me it in explicit detail. Even if its with the couch. I do not care. Lube is multipurposeful.

Jordan from NFG rubbed ben gay on my nizzos. After that I vomited for about 2 minutes straight which is longer than you think.

Never again, bitch! Ill strike you down with my cack if any more hot product goes on my nuts.

I ran to sombreros..and he was there..but only because i invited him..we ate tacos while the ben gay continued to burn my nuts off. It was delightful

motherfather, im getting you back!

On other news: David Raiman is bald. His name also sounds like ramen. It's a good thing

I CANT WAIT UNTIL SUMMER..that is when i tan..allover baby..and you get to smell the sweet sweet smell of hot passionate sex (i get only summer lovin..not fall not spring..just summer..skye likes to not have sex with me) and..the smell of beachballs and sand...mmmm tom in a thong...-has fantasy- oh travis dont splash water at me! ill have to dunk you..tom help me dunk travis..but let's keep his head under for more than 30 seconds.
Okay i dont know if that was supposed to sound homosexual or homicidal. Interpret it as you will.

Tom Delonge if you dont get your balls on livejournal im going to sell your body to small Norweigian children, and believe me theyll buy.

Chris Kirkpatrick,..I want your firstborn. J.Lo is hot. That is all.

This is why I love Justin Timberlake

2003-04-30T04:46:09Z

x J Lake x: i need a spleen. thats what i got cut out
bassist0loserkid: ewww
bassist0loserkid: spleen
bassist0loserkid: spleeny -pops wood-
bassist0loserkid: that is so gross its tantalizing..sounds like a french delicacy
x J Lake x: dude. it was so swollen, fuckin' looked alien.
bassist0loserkid: ahhh
bassist0loserkid: i want to see it
x J Lake x: its HUGE!!!
bassist0loserkid: like penis
bassist0loserkid: do you have it in a jar
x J Lake x: i kept it, yeah. its sick and my peter is tiny. hahahaaaa
bassist0loserkid: thats not what your penis told me over the phone
x J Lake x: it likes to lie!
bassist0loserkid: IT DOES!
bassist0loserkid: that's how it gets all the girls
x J Lake x: it's a tricky little booger
bassist0loserkid: lol
x J Lake x: i wish it could get more action
bassist0loserkid: how much do i love justin timerblake?
bassist0loserkid: i didn't spell your name right
bassist0loserkid: that kinda sucks

bassist_mark_h @ 2003-04-29T21:12:00

2003-04-30T04:11:29Z

Dear Tom,

I want your anus.

Love, Mark

P.S. Get a non-invisible journal
P.P.S. I just cummed my pants when I saw your screen name
P.P.P.S. They're remaking Casablanca with J.Lo and Ben Affleck.
P.P.P.P.S. Which is depressing

bassist_mark_h @ 2003-04-29T21:06:00

2003-04-30T04:04:15Z

w00000t Tom's not dead! This makes me very happy in pants. But now I must run away and go tuck Jack into bed. Not in the Michael Jackson way either.

This is me begging

2003-04-30T04:00:26Z

Tom deleted his account...now I'm pissed...I wanted to read over and over again about the exploits we had each day...I wanted to talk about munching on Justin Timberlake's crusty boxers on aim with him...I wanted to send him pictures in his email of 300 pound hippos humping each other..BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOW I HAVE TO DO IT OFFLINE BECAUSE HE DELETED HIS ACCOUNT! I'm going to force him to make another one, even if I have to swallow a gold plated dildo during American Idol. Wow, that didn't make sense.

A big fuck you to Tom who thinks he can delete his journal and get away with it. Oh no..you're not gonna get away with it..I'm going to kidnap you and make you sign up again. I want to read about the sex you have with your hand. It impacts me so much more when you write it down then when you say it. It's my masturbation material. AND NOBODY TAKES AWAY MY MASTURBATION MATERIAL! This means war...

bassist_mark_h @ 2003-04-29T20:48:00

2003-04-30T03:45:11Z

WHAT HAPPENED TO TOM!?!??!!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

bassist_mark_h @ 2003-04-21T21:29:00

2003-04-22T04:35:18Z

So..Saturday..12:00 PM..TNN...whats on? MOTHALOVIN SLAMBALL!!!

If you dont know what that is..then you just aint hip.

Playing basketball on trampolines..slamdunking from here to there...THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT BABY!!! LETS MAKE SLAMBALL A NATIONAL DELICACY! So this Saturday..once you guys are done getting hummers from your grandmothers, and once you girls are done watching with a bottle of Cognac resting in your hands..TURN ON YOUR FRIGGEN TELEVISION SETS!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SLAMBALL NIPPLETWISTING SLAMBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...I like to watch it in the nude. It makes it extra enjoyable

bassist_mark_h @ 2003-04-16T14:28:00

2003-04-16T21:33:08Z

Okay..

Ive been gone for a week and my wife turns into a lesbian.
My wifey is going to have sex with another girl AND NO ONE INVITED ME!!

Skye + Jenn + Tom = threesome. Mark isnt invited.

I feel the love people.

Personally I think everyone can choke on my sack and like it

Travis get your nekkid behind over here and we can make our own home videos

ROAR!
This is my angry face :D um.. >:O

Baaaaaaaaah!

2003-04-02T07:01:35Z

this looked like fun.......for me

I ____ Mark.
Mark is ____.
If I were alone in a room with Mark, I would ____.
I think Mark should ____.
Mark needs ____.
Mark will never ____.
I want to _____ Mark.
Mark can ____ my _____.
When I think about Mark, I ____.
Someday Mark will _____.
Mark reminds me of _____.
Without Mark ____.
Memories of Mark are ____.
Mark can be ____.
____ is how I describe meeting Mark.
Worst thing about Mark is ____.
Best thing about Mark is _____.
Mark _____.

bassist_mark_h @ 2003-03-30T21:23:00

2003-03-31T05:22:04Z

:o
bassist0loserkid: lmfao
bassist0loserkid: *dies*

bassist_mark_h @ 2003-03-29T23:14:00

2003-03-30T07:15:16Z

I miss Skye..I barely ever get to see her because im always recording and when i take a break to go online..shes never there. Least I have my friends to cheer me up..

I miss you munchkin

bassist_mark_h @ 2003-03-27T22:45:00

2003-03-28T06:44:38Z

*pissed off*

bassist_mark_h @ 2003-03-27T01:28:00

2003-03-27T09:28:08Z

Benji is my god. He designed this lay-out and he is a pimp because of it. He is cool, blah blah blah. Buy me some fritos.

bassist_mark_h @ 2003-03-25T22:43:00

2003-03-26T06:43:16Z

I'm Mark, I'm in the band Blink 182 and I sing songs about love, relationships, and farm-sex gone bad. Rape my comments.

[Help with my journal's lay-out would be greatly appreciated.
My journal needs class.]<//=- pretend this is crossed out AIM- bassist0loserkid